What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart