What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.