What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Because it was baked.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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Because he was good at pulling weed

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A human chu