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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.