April Sale - 20% Off

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.