If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.
Just three inches.
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
He had swine flu
Rub him with oinkment.
Oinkment!
