What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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