Oinkment Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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Bird Flu Jokes More Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Sick Pig Jokes More Sick Pig Jokes

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss