Oinkment Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Bird Flu Jokes More Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Sick Pig Jokes More Sick Pig Jokes

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What should you do with your sick pig?

Make it into cured bacon

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor