Oinkment Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Bird Flu Jokes More Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Sick Pig Jokes More Sick Pig Jokes

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!