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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!