What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!