What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Carpet!

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way