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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.