What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.