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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan