What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!