What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

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You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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Kitty Perry

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Shrekmate.

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.