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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.