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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.