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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.