What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Previous Random Joke Next

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.