A camera that takes pictures of itself.
To get to the second hand shop.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Because I have pictures of you with a goat
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
They both capture that special moment.
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!