A camera that takes pictures of itself.
A dictator.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
By witchful thinking.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Because they are always reflecting.
Photos-in-the-seas!
They both capture the moment.