What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)