What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five