What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.