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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.