What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out