What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out