What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.