What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

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Which do you light first?

The match

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

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What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.