April Sale - 20% Off

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.