What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.