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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.