What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

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What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30