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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.