What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour......And then the building exploded.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.