Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.