Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Previous Random Joke Next

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

730 Jokes More 730 Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.