Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.