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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl