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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.