What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant