What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

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A scholarship

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist