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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar