What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water