What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

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Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes