A plutocracy
A Greek Bank.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Olive them
Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."
Gatorade
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
Plutocracy