Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.