Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.