Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!