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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.