Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.