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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.