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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.