How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.