How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.