How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.