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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in Kansas.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear