What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

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Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.