What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.