What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.