What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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What's the difference between the French and toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.