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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!