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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution