How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.