How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!