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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).