How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).