How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear