Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What are you doing with that thing?

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Because they can spend years at sea.

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.