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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.