Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.