Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Caribbean Jokes More Caribbean Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner