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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen DeGeneres.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!