Warn Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Dory Jokes More Dory Jokes

Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

R Jokes More R Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What starts with r and ends with d?

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Hypochondriac Jokes More Hypochondriac Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

45th Vice President Jokes More 45th Vice President Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters