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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Gore Jokes More Gore Jokes

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.