Warn Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Hypochondriac Jokes More Hypochondriac Jokes

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.