Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Because it was a sewer side mission!
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
Pyroglyphs.
Warning: Gore
Pigpockets.
Paul stop monkeying around!
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
Anubis.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
Payday vs prayday.
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
With its punchline
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Run! escape!
I came early.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Shoe.
Kraut funding
Cheez It!