Warn Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

45th Vice President Jokes More 45th Vice President Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?