Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.