To play the slop machine!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
In a casino, you really mean it.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
