Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

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Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine