Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.