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Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.