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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah