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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..