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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

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What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.