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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.