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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea?

A dead golfer...

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How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.