Rabbi Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Lemonade Jokes More Lemonade Jokes

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Who's there! Beryl! Beryl who?

Beryl of beer!