Rabbi Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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A frothel

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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He ran out of little boys

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Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.