Rabbi Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.