Rabbi Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

Deleted

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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