What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls