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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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This IRS guy sounded pretty into me