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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Bob.

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Matt

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Cancer...

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Because he was on the nautilust.

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That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

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Because someone threw a fridge at him.