Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Cancer Doctor Jokes More Cancer Doctor Jokes

Cancer Cell Jokes More Cancer Cell Jokes

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.