Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Music Store Jokes More Music Store Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry