Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What are 3 two letter words that say small?

Is it in.

Cancer Doctor Jokes More Cancer Doctor Jokes

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.