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Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.