Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

Cancer Doctor Jokes More Cancer Doctor Jokes

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll