Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Cancer Doctor Jokes More Cancer Doctor Jokes

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.