Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.