Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Cancer Cell Jokes More Cancer Cell Jokes
Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Music Store Jokes More Music Store Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.