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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From, posted by

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!