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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

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How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....