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I'll post the punchline later.
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
I'll tell you later.
I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
I'm staunchly pro-volone.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
They're not falling for that again.
He'll be Snowden.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
I bet he has to leave the room.
The cow jumped over the moon.
Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.
Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.
People who post the joke intro twice.
Like this.
XeNON.
Lithium and Iron
