Suspense Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Romance Jokes More Romance Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson