Suspense Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How to keep a reader in suspense?

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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They know people will blow them.

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Willing Suspension Jokes More Willing Suspension Jokes

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Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Willing suspension of disbelief

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

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Reader Jokes More Reader Jokes

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!