Suspense Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

What do you call chocolate eggnog?

Nignog. Eh I laughed.

Tragedy Jokes More Tragedy Jokes

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Terror Jokes More Terror Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

24 Hour Jokes More 24 Hour Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.