Removed
I'll post the punchline later.
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
I'll tell you later.
I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
Well it pizza heck out of me.
Mary Jane dumped him.
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Willing suspension of disbelief
Willing suspension of disbelief.
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
Russia.
