Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream