Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.