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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.