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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.