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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta