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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta