How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

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Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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To get to the other side

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What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists