How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists