How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.