Captivity Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists