What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.