What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists