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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

How hot was that oven?

That they baked you in Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.