What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Louisiana Jokes More Louisiana Jokes

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.