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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Plaque Jokes More Plaque Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Louisiana Jokes More Louisiana Jokes

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.