What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.