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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.