What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!