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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!