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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!