Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why is Kim Jong-Un so bad?

He has no Seoul

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What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal.

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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What does Kim Jong-Un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!