Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Why is Kim Jong-Un so bad?

He has no Seoul

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What is a toad's favorite genre of music?

Hip hop.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What do you call the son of Kim Jong-Un?

Kim Jong-deux

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!