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Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.