Music Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal.

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music?

Rock 'n' Roll

What is a mushrooms favorite type of music?

Hyphae

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music?

Logarithms

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What is a toad's favorite genre of music?

Hip hop.

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

What is an inconvenient truth with music?

Algorithm.

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

What do you call a constable who is good at music?

Copper.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

Music Minus One.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

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