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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.