This one will sleigh you!
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
You get a frizzy signal!
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Jokes reposts
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
He "sleighs" them.
