What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

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Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er