What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er