What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

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How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

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Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.