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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.