Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er