Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.