Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er