Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.