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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!