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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er