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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you call a pig......with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.