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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

"One who has never been bed-ridden!"

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!