What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!