What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.