What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?