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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!