What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.