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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!