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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!