Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

Cos they've no idea of the route.