Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.