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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How do crazy people get through the forrest?

They take the psycho path.

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path!

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.