How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.