How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.