How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.