How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.