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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.