Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

Because they wanna look like their mother.