Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.