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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?

A bellerina!

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.