Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...