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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.