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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.