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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

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What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.