March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Previous Random Joke Next
50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Health Insurance Jokes More Health Insurance Jokes

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare