What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare