What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance