Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist