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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

A 'fan'atic.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!