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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

A 'fan'atic.