Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

A 'fan'atic.