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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.