Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room