Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room