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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room