Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=vdRiMBPbQ8

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

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What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.