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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.