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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)